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“Never play anything that don’t sound right. You might not make any money, but at least you won’t get hostile with yourself.”

—Hoagy Carmichael, American composer, born November 22, 1899

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Hoagy Carmichael’s advice holds true outside of the music business. One of the worst things about the glacially slow pace of our transition to post-scarcity economics is that our political economy needs to employ millions of people in jobs that are so truly useless, or even harmful by any humane standard of value, that people have no option except to “get hostile” with themselves. Thus the pandemic of unhappiness and depression so characteristic of late modernity. Today’s Reading, On The Phenomenon of Bullshit Jobs, explains the whole mess very well. (Oddly, Ian Fleming apparently felt that James Bond should look a little like Hoagy Carmichael.)

Continue reading “Stardust Memories”

“I decided that if the police couldn’t catch the gangsters, I’d create a fellow who could.”

—Chester Gould, American cartoonist, born November 20, 1900

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Chester Gould’s “fellow who could” was Dick Tracy, the square-jawed tough-guy detective familiar to generations of funny paper readers. Tracy’s wrist-watch radio prefigured the miniaturized communications gear we all know, and the wearable tech that’s coming soon to a body near you. The other characters in the strip had cool names, too: Tess Trueheart, Tracy’s girlfriend; villains Flattop Jones, Mumbles, and Big Boy; and the Plenty family: B.O., “Gravel Gertie,” and the bee-you-teeful Sparkle.

Continue reading “There is No Money on Star Trek”

“I have seized the light. I have arrested its flight.”

—Louis Jacques Mande Daguerre, French artist, born November 18, 1787

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Daguerre invented one of the earliest successful photographic processes, the Daguerreotype. The drawback of the process was that it produced a unique image, that was not reproducible, unlike the contemporary invention of Henry Fox Talbot in England. Nevertheless, millions of Daguerreotypes were made. Many Daguerrotypes still exist, mostly portraits, the medium’s most popular and common subject matter.

Our friend Fran Fahey of Fran’s Fine Editing, who runs the Tuesday morning G.R.I.S.T. group in Easthampton was kind enough to correct us: We had G.R.I.S.T. on wrong alternate Tuesdays. We apologize for any confusion.

Nice of the editors of Harrisburg Patriot-News to apologize for their predecessors’ famous dissing of the Gettysburg Address. I remember from school that in general, Edward Everett’s blockbuster address was considered the great speech of the day at the time. Everett himself was “deeply impressed” by Lincoln’s speech, and wrote appreciatively to him about it: “I should be glad if I could flatter myself that I came as near to the central idea of the occasion, in two hours, as you did in two minutes.”

A more optimistic view of the renewed growth of jobs in personal service than I am able to take, my idea of “artisanal service” aside. Industrial jobs are obviously no bed of roses, but a widespread return to the tortuous dialectics of master and servant in an ostensibly democratic society seems pretty awful to me.

I love today’s Last Word: the founder of Honda Motors reminiscing about his first encounter with the astonishing automobile.

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Today and Tomorrow in #westernma

TUESDAY	NOVEMBER	19
8:30-10:00AM	Northampton	Art of Consulting Workshop
9:00-10:00AM	Easthampton	G.R.I.S.T. – Get Real Individual Support Today
11:45AM-1:30PM	Springfield	Affiliated Chambers of Springfield Pastries, Politics and Policy at Lunch
6:00-8:00PM	Springfield	Business Planning and Cash Flow
8:00PM	Amherst	UMass Amherst Entrepreneurship Initiative Social
WEDNESDAY	NOVEMBER	20
8:45-11:45AM	Holyoke	River Valley Investors
3:00-4:00PM	North Adams	How to Secure a Business Loan
5:00-7:00PM	North Amherst	Amherst Chamber After 5

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Reading

“We write today in reconsideration of ‘The Gettysburg Address,’ delivered by then-President Abraham Lincoln in the midst of the greatest conflict seen on American soil. Our predecessors, perhaps under the influence of partisanship, or of strong drink, as was common in the profession at the time, called President Lincoln’s words ‘silly remarks,’ deserving ‘a veil of oblivion,’ apparently believing it an indifferent and altogether ordinary message, unremarkable in eloquence and uninspiring in its brevity.”

Retraction For Our 1863 Editorial Calling Gettysburg Address ‘Silly Remarks’: Editorial

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“Working with and for people is not inherently degrading. Teachers and doctors work with people and are rightly respected for what they do. Hair stylists and chefs can be awesomely talented and some will end up extremely wealthy.

“Moreover, the new service economy is not going to be a revival of the old feudal system. There may well be nannies and butlers in the future, but they will be much better compensated and much more in demand than even the most loyal of the Downton Abbey crowd. A nanny who is learning to be a nutritionist and a gourmet cook has a much brighter future than Lady Mary’s lady’s maid.”

People Thought the Industrial Revolution Was Servile Too

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The Last Word

“I could not understand how it could move under its own power. And when it had driven past me, without even thinking why I found myself chasing it down the road, as hard as I could run.”

—Soichiro Honda, Japanese businessman, born November 17, 1906

TUESDAY	November 19
8:30–10:00AM	Northampton	Art of Consulting Workshop
9:00–10:00AM	Easthampton	G.R.I.S.T. – Get Real Individual Support Today

“People who don’t take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year.”

—Peter Drucker, American businessman, born November 19, 1909

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Nice piece from BBC News: The circus animals that helped Britain in World War One.

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Continue reading “Economics 101 at Paragus IT”

“I wasn’t a sex symbol, I was a sex zombie.”

—Veronica Lake, American actress, born November 14, 1919

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The paradoxes and contradictions of the star system and celebrity culture exact an enormous human cost on everyone. Non-celebrities who buy into its mythologies pay the price in endless dissatisfaction exploited by ruthless advertisers and lives distorted or wrecked by emulation of the stars with whom they’re on a pathetic first-name basis. As for the gods and goddesses of our ignoble myths, they don’t seem to enjoy their divinity as much as you might expect. I’m sure Dante could have found a choice spot in Hell for the people who make and live off this system.

Continue reading “Stars and Monkeys”

“It really is a nice theory. The only defect I think it has is probably common to all philosophical theories. It’s wrong.”

—Saul Kripke, American philosopher, born November 13, 1940

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We’ve been participating in Paul Silva’s Lean Launchpad class at Click Workspace this fall. Lean Launchpad is a rigorous, proven methodology for startup businesses developed by tech entrepreneur Steve Blank. The fundamental insight of LL is that startups are different from established businesses. Startups must above all be dedicated to learning. They need to formulate hypotheses about our markets and products and most importantly, “get out of the building” and test them by talking to real-live customers and partners. It’s been a lot of hard work and a lot of fun, and the teams in the program have come a long way over the course of the last couple of months. Contact Click Workspace to learn more about the next Lean Launchpad class starting February 2014.

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On the subject of Lean Launchpad, InCommN wants to talk as many real-live potential customers as we can. (There’s a class contest with a prize of a bottle of wine for the team with the most interviews which we’d really like to win next week, so please help us out!) We’ve built a brief survey to test our current hypothesis which we invite you to participate in. Here’s what we’re testing right now:

1. Businesses need advice and connections to grow, get out of trouble, or prepare for a successful exit.
2. Businesses are not satisfied with the advice and connections on offer.

The survey takes about twenty minutes, and everybody we’ve talked to had fun doing it (buying them coffee may have helped in some cases). If you’d like to participate please contact Rick Feldman, Daniel Lieberman, or Rick Plaut. All information is confidential, of course. We can meet you for coffee (like I said, we’re buying), or we can do it by phone.

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Go read about how Valley Girl uptalk (“A manner of speaking in which declarative sentences are uttered with a rising intonation as though they were questions. () may have gotten started in California. If you have time, listen to the interview Woodie Guthrie did with Alan Lomax about his early life in Oklahoma. Also, I had never seen uptalk, annoying as it is, described as the “moronic interrogative” before.

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Today and Tomorrow in #westernma

WEDNESDAY	11/13
7:15-8:00AM	Holyoke	Chicopee Chamber November Salute Breakfast
3:30-5:00PM	Berkshire TBA	Free Information for Small Businesses to Start and Grow
4:00-7:00PM	Pittsfield	Berkshire Chamber 2013 Business-to-Business Showcase
5:00-7:00PM	Springfield	November 2013 Springfield Chamber After 5
5:00-7:00PM	Southwick	Westnet
5:15-7:30PM	Springfield	Valley Venture Mentors
THURSDAY	11/14
9:30AM-12:30PM	Amherst	Business Plan Basics
12:00-1:30PM	Northampton	Click Workspace Brown Bag Luncheon
12:00-2:00PM	Holyoke	Don’t Eat Lunch Alone
5:00PM	Northampton	Northampton Area Young Professionals November Networking Social

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Reading

Woodie Guthrie and Valley Girls?
“…American ”uptalk“, stereotypically associated with Californian ”Valley Girls“ in the 1980s, might in fact have originated with the characteristically rising intonational patterns of northern England, Scotland, and Ireland, by way of the Scots-Irish immigrants who migrated to California in the 1930s Dust Bowl exodus….”
Okie Uptalk

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The Last Word

“Nothing like a little judicious levity.”

—Robert Louis Stevenson, Scottish writer, born November 13, 1850

“We were hunter-gatherers of information, and we moved from that to becoming farmers and cultivators of information.”

—J.P. Rangaswami, Indian businessman, born November 12, 1957

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Ten World-Changing Consequences of World War I

If you get to know me, you’ll discover eventually that I never get tired of talking about World War I.

1. The word “souvenir” (French for a keepsake or memento) enters the English language.
2. The United States decisively enters its career as a Great Power.
3. The Bolshevik Revolution ushers in the long nightmare of Soviet Communism.
4. Poison Gas. See The Day the War Stopped.
5. Tanks. The memory of the stalemate on the Western Front leads to the development of new tactics emphasizing armor and mobility (blitzkrieg). Some of the greatest battles of World War II saw thousands of tanks deployed.
6. Air Warfare. See 5. The First War saw the rise of tactical airpower, and some tentative exploration of strategic air warfare, which will reach its dreadful apotheosis in the Second War.
7. Prohibition in the United States, leading to the rise of Organized Crime. You’d think they might have learned something before they started the War On Drugs, which has not done much for American democracy, especially in the civil liberties area.
8. Hollywood domination of the world film industry. There were strong, creative film industries in Scandinavia, German, England, France, and Italy before the First War. The American film industry emerged as the 800 pound gorilla, and has never relinquished its lead.
9. The Spanish Flu pandemic. It infected 500 million people across the world, and killed 50 to 100 million of them (3 to 5 percent of the world’s population). Beating out the war, which “only” killed about 17 million (10 million military and 7 million civilians).
10. Mass Propaganda which developed into Mass Advertising in the 1920s. Go read about Sigmund Freud’s clever nephew, Edward Bernays, who worked for the Committee on Public Information in the Wilson Administration during the war, and was immensely influential in Public Relations and Advertising well into the 20th century. Continue reading “Souvenirs”

“Live with your century; but do not be its creature.”

—Friedrich Schiller, German dramatist, born November 10, 1759

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Remember

The last World War I veteran died last year. 2014 will mark the centenary of the “war to end all wars,” “the Great War,” “the War to make the world safe for democracy.” Today, now called Veteran’s Day, began as Armistice Day. The Armistice was declared at 11:00AM on November 11, 1918.

When you study the history of the 20th century, you learn that in some respects World War I never did end. (See World War II, the Cold War, etc.) The reunification of Germany on October 3, 1990 might be a place to draw the line, or the formal dissolution of the Soviet Union on December 26, 1991 could be called one. Then, of course, you have to consider the Wars of Succession in Former Yugoslavia, where it all started in 1914, and so on.

Continue reading “The Day the War Stopped”

“Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.”

—Will Durant, American historian, born November 5, 1885

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“Sciences” like economics, sociology, psychology, and history are notoriously squishy, compared to the big dogs like physics or mathematics. Biology began the transition with the theory of evolution, and decisively crossed over with the development of genetics, culminating in the triumph of the discovery of DNA.

The traditional problem for the wimpy social sciences is that you can’t really do experiments on the scale that would be required for rigor. Testing some of the things that we would like to know would be flatly immoral. Raising a child in complete isolation, for instance. Other phenomena were simply too hard to study before the recent availability of massive amounts of “perfectly accurate” data from the internet.

Continue reading “Social Science Growing Up”

“Can I throw harder than Joe Wood? Listen mister, no man alive can throw any harder than Smokey Joe Wood.”

—Walter Johnson, American athlete, born November 6, 1887

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Congratulations to all the Red Sox fans out there!

Walter “The Big Train” Johnson was the hardest-throwing pitcher of his era (with the exception of Smokey Joe, evidently), was one of the first five players inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame, and is still considered one of the greatest players of all time.

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Middle-class mean-spiritedness and condescension make being poor even more awful than it already is. Besides, the putative unworthiness of the poor gives the privileged cover to have the governments they control push ever more income upward in the guise of rewarding “job creators.” Income distribution in 21st century America is more unequal than it was in Ancient Rome. What could go wrong?

Kurt Vonnegut wrote: “American humorist Kin Hubbard said , ”It ain’t no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be“ in ”Slaughterhouse-Five.” This piece from Talking Points Memo is written from the perspective of somebody who understands the nature of social signaling and is too smart to leave it to rich people.

Continue reading “A Good Appearance Is a Tacit Recommendation”